Get On The Floor Bitch! Is Probably What Was Shouted at These 2 Idiots, They Have permission To SHOOT YOU!

Hold it right there you idiots

This is a classic "fooled them" scenario gone horribly wrong! You and your buddy look at a map and think "bro, I know a way in that they don't know about"? It's right then that you need to either;

A) Tell him to fuck right off?

B) Reassess your life insurance?

C) Wonder if your "bro" is either mentally unstable or just out to kill you?

Go with the 4th option which is to politely tell your well meaning "bro" not to call round again unless he's with an appropriate adult? He's gonna get you killed 100% for sure. Just humour him with an "imagine this and -imagine that" then put the bottle down and sleep it off or knock him out if he persists with wanting to get you killed at Area 51?

Do not do what these retards did and get straight on to their high powered motorbikes and head straight for the world's probably most heavily guarded "top secret" military base in the whole frickin world? Doh, I really mean doh! If you want to see an Alien underground military base then let some other fool on the net do it?

Don't think oh that's a great thing to do, or it's the best idea bro's ever had and don't he'll ever have one this good again? Definitely do not just drive past shoot to kill signs, with a free spirit like your on a holiday in India just checking out the locals and their weird ways you effing idiots!

Fuck that with a baseball bat! Do what we do and just suspect, think and research it but don't go and try to get yourself killed in the process you moron X's 2. We all know it's a given that there's an Alien secret base there? Hack NASA, hell hack the NSA, that's where you'll get all kinds of proof? like Gary McKinnon did.

All you got was all your camera equipment on you and at home plus in your car and your holiday home seized, and for what? A stupid video of you looking like a retard on steroids with crocks on. I have to show it don't I because if I don't show it, people will think I'm making it all up because no-one would be that stupid... right? Wrong!

The video;

So I'm gonna ad some still's from the video and a top online media's response to this. you've read my response, let's read what they think?

Total mugs

I mean if they uploaded this to Youtube with the thoughts of getting loads of subscribers and applauses of right on "BRO" then I think your even dafter then I thought?

You nearly got shot, they have a shoot first policy? Then asks questions, but not to you. Your family! They won't ask you a single question because you'll already be dead, think about that?

Shoot to kill sign

THE RISKY WAYS YOU CAN GET CLOSE TO AREA 51

Area 51 is located in the southern desert of Nevada in an area known as Groom Lake. There are private residences near the base, but the owners have been in constant legal battles with the government due to security concerns. The closest unofficial access points are along the Nevada Extraterrestrial Highway. The road runs 98 miles south-east from Warm Spring's of Nevada. This is on Highway 6 to Highway 93. There are no designated entrances to the site, aside from the front gate.

The closest civilians can get is the 'Warning' signs on dirt roads leading to the base. This should at the very least be a big advert to just turn back! Not a please go forward until you encounter a nice polite staff member?
Here is a dodgy looking map of the area;



In 2013, this map was published as part of a trove of CIA documents which confirmed that the secretive site does it exist. The base is highlighted in a square close to Nevada's border with California The front entrance is heavily guarded are kept under close surveillance using road sensors, cameras, and the careful watch of the Area 51 border security, known as the 'cammo dudes.'

All surveillance and communication is channelled through the security facility on Bald Mountain. It has been suggested that this base contains long-range cameras that can track all vehicle traffic on highway 375. The closest legal place to view Area 51 is from the top of Tikaboo Peak, a mountain over 26 miles from the base.

You can get closer, but run the risk of arrest or even death. In the past the base could be seen from places like Freedom Ridge and Whitesides–but these locations were annexed by the US Government in 1999. Observers have estimated that thousands of people are flown in from Las Vegas daily, to keep the base operational.

Other employees arrive at the base via a mysterious white bus, which makes stops at Ash Spring, Crystal Springs, and Alamo—where it parks at the courthouse every night. It arrives at a bus gate, then drives along an entrance road believed to be seven miles long The closest access that anyone without permission can get to Area 51 are the warning signs at the front gates.
(Source: VisitArea51.com)

Area 51 satellite view of the area

Area 51 is surrounded by hundreds of miles of desert which is laced with off-road trails. The closet route is the Extraterrestrial Highway (highlighted in blue). Reports suggest staff at the base monitor traffic on the road

Nellis AFB

Awesome sign

Extraterrestrial Highway is between Highway 6 and Highway 93 in Nevada, and is the closest main road to Area 51 They later uploaded footage taken on a helmet camera. The clip, entitled Held at Gunpoint by Camo-dudes, was published on YouTube yesterday and has already got 10,000 views with many viewers seeing it as proof that the government has something to hide at Area 51.

The bikers wrote:

"EVERYONE SHARE LIKE CRAZY, WE MIGHT HAVE TO TAKE THIS DOWN SOON DUE TO THE US GOVERNMENT!! DON'T LET THEM HIDE THIS!!

'This is raw and shot in real-time. Not fake or PHONY! We bring you the extreme footage shot by us. I don't know how long it will be up until the Gov't makes us take it down!' Camo-dudes is the unofficial name given to guards monitoring Area 51. It is not known if they are part of a military branch, or if they are contractors.

There is only one designated entrance to the site, the front gate. It is heavily guarded and kept under close surveillance using road sensors and cameras. The closest legal place to view Area 51 is from the top of Tikaboo Peak, a mountain over 26 miles from the base. In August Mail Online reported how a fleet of anonymous passenger aircraft at McCarran International Airport in Las Vegas were serving America's most secret military base.

We will shoot you

Area 51

Area 51

Airport, with planes with no numbers

Home of the U-2 spy plane being tested