It’s Official: We Are 100% Going to Mars To Put a Man on The Red Planet

So it’s Official: We’re definitely going to Mars to put a human being ( "the man" not a woman for some reason?) on the red planet and cultivate ourselves a little bit of turnip. Although I'd personally love to see both sexes go to Mars because that way a little Martian could be consummated, baked in her oven and spat out like a train and become an official Martian albeit a human hybrid? Would it be a hybrid?

100% Human with a slight pimple of Martian by way of our Moon, etc? In all the sense of the word - Martian, it conjures up a spectacular image in my mind of Interstellar with Matt Damon but only Matt Damon would be Kieth from Lab 2 level 200 underground with bad skin, bad teeth and really naff civvy clothes that he thinks he's pushing the boat out and is... Do you get the picture?

Hollywood is far from the real world granted, but if what they are doing at NASA RIGHT NOW! Has anything to go by, it could "ALL" be a massive C.G.I effort with epic Gravity (movie) effects, like water   flooding our screens*1 just like when they (NASA) were going to go live on air with that ahem, news channel and all you got was a muppet show type set with 2 guys moving scale models around and the news anchorman yelling "weres the spacesuits"?

Then with the now infamous CUT to camera 2, go straight to a commercial! Cut, Cut and Frickin Cut! That really happened on live TV, the video is on Youtube somewhere? Definitely, on there, I saw it.

Yep folks it's all a massive ripped off home movie - and you, me and "Lab Rat Kieth" Are all paying the "fanciful" taxpayers bill? Kieth, by the way is now © (copyrighted ha lol) is looking very sharp in his yellow - Cad suit and loafers... Why? Because it's erm, Saturday? It's Cad, your it - day... Probably? Maybe? In Egypt maybe? Frickin EEjit more like!

By the honest to Enki God way, I've been up nearly 2 days straight with coffee, cigarettes, and my YouTube channel really, really pissing me off big time, so I apologize for only now getting to the story.

Dot Dot Dash, Journey to Mars

IN BRIEF:

A bipartisan bill was passed by the U.S. Senate committee that oversees NASA space projects. The bill would allocate $19.5 billion in funds (our funds) to NASA in 2017, but it has a critical mission for the space agency: send men to Mars! No icky women, though, corr gross!

FUNDS ARE ON THE WAY:

It looks like Republican and Democratic senators alike are keen on safeguarding America’s space programs, It's not their ill-gotten gain's is it? No! It's our hard earned money, not them thieving traitors who eat cabbage soup. With the potential chaos, more like "World Take a Big Sigh of Relief Day" of a new president on the horizon, the Senate Committee on Commerce, Science, and Transportation passed wind (lol) a bipartisan bill giving NASA $19.5 billion to continue working on a mission to Mars. It also includes support for the continuation of the program to send astronauts on "private rockets" (but it's the nation's money)? to the International Space Station (ISS) from American soil no later than 2018.
Yet again the tax payer footing vacations for "PRIVATE" rocket trips? WTF? Private holidays paid for by Keith with his sweaty hands?
“We have seen in the past the importance of stability and predictability in NASA (is that a joke)? and space exploration – that whenever one has a change in administration, we have seen the chaos that can be caused by the cancellation of major programs,”

Republican Senator Ted Cruz, the lead (coconspirator) sponsor of the bill, commented.

“The impact in terms of jobs lost, the impact in terms of money wasted has been significant.”

The NASA Transition Authorization Act of 2016 includes an overall authorization level of $19.508 billion for the fiscal year 2017, but it still needs to be passed the parcel (lol) by the Senate as a whole*2, of course. The budget allotted is the same as what was approved by House appropriators and a bit more than the version released by the Senate Appropriations Committee. (In other word's it's not the same) The Obama administration, likewise, proposed $19 billion in funding for NASA.
End of me quoting them. Dot Dot Dash.

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I still have no idea what I meant by that? It worked, so let it slip.
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The Senate as a whole, don't make me raise an eyebrow! I warn you, I will raise... It's raised!

An Amazing Flying Saucer Crash Lands in Yekaterinburg, Sverdlovsk, Oblast, USSR in 1969 KGB Retrieve it

Here is an amazing story from the Cold War what was then the USSR. In 1969 a UFO (Flying Saucer) crash landed in a place called Yekaterinburg, Sverdlovsk, Oblast, USSR. It was recovered by the then KGB and believe it or not has been kept a state secret until only recently?

It boggles the mind just how they kept this a top secret what with all the soldiers they used and especially that secrets were being traded from the Iron Curtain to the west for a packet of Camels? But hey, you have to give it to the Russians when they want to keep a secret they can, but as with everything time is a tell all. So here you go, a really compelling story of a downed UFO which they probably thought an American was going to climb out of, hardly any of them knew what an American even looked like?

Just like hundreds of years ago in England, South Sheilds. A monkey with clothes on (must of been a circus act) washed up on a beach and the English back then thought it was a French sailor because they couldn't understand it (plus no-one had ever seen a French man, let alone heard one speak) so they put it on trial and executed it for treason because the English were at war with France then. How weird is that? The Geordies (north east, English people) from that area hate to be called monkey hangers, lol.

Watch this video it's amazing.

Mars Very Strange Anomalies That Look Out of Place For Sure!

All these strange photos are very weird and truly amazing. The types here are just to Alien looking and of origins that must be from an intelligent mind?
Please enjoy this compilation I've put together. I've deliberately kept them small so they load faster because there is a lot of images to get through. Just want to say thank you to all our new followers and Youtube subscribers. you guy's make it all worth it.

NASA Has Unveiled Awhile Ago, Interesting and Compelling Evidence For Life on Mars

Life on Mars

A special mission to the Red Planet has revealed the likely presence of a form of pond scum - the building blocks of life as we know it. NASA unveiled the results of the recent Opportunity and Spirit probes sent millions of miles through the solar system to discover signs of extraterrestrial life.

The results are so promising boffins have already planned a host of other missions to discover whether there is extraterrestrial life in the universe. The recent missions have gathered evidence of sulphates on Mars, a strong indication there is water on the planet and therefore life.

Previous missions to Mars have concluded there is probably water on the planet. But the NASA boffins said the recent missions have gone further than any others in proving there is life on Mars. They were particularly excited about the discovery of a sulphate called gypsum which, it has emerged recently, is found in large quantities among fossils in the Mediterranean.

Jack Farmer, researcher at the Arizona State University, in Tempe, Arizona, said he was "optimistic" there was - or had been - life on Mars. Another of the scientists Bill Schopf, researcher at the University of California in Los Angeles, added: "One, thanks to Opportunity and the rovers and orbital imaging it is clear that there are literally vast areas of Mars that are carpeted with various sorts of sulphates, including gypsum. "Two, it turns out on earth there just hasn't been hardly any work done at all to show whether gypsum ever includes within it preserved evidence of former life.

"The age doesn't matter. We just didn't know that fossils and organic matter and things like that were well preserved within gypsum. "So, three, it turns out that now we have made that first step we are going to find out how widespread it is in other sulphate deposits on earth.

"And those lines of evidence will then give us a way to justify going to Mars and looking at gypsum because it looks as though based on these findings that is going to turn out to be a really excellent place to find evidence of ancient life, regardless of age, if in fact it is there."

Five experts took part in last night's press conference to celebrate 50 years of astrobiology research. Dr Steve Squyres, of Cornell University, Ithaca, New York, said the only way of being sure there is life on Mars was to bring back a sample of Mars rock.

He also said that the detection of methane in the Martian atmosphere - as revealed exclusively by The Sun - raised the possibility that there was still life on Mars today. "Methane is a molecule that should go away very quickly. We need to send a mission to find out if the source is biological.

"We also need to send a mission to return samples from Mars. That would enable scientists to find out whether Mars might ever have harboured life. "If we are ever going to show if there was ever life on Mars, I think we're going to have to study samples back on Earth."

Almost 30 other NASA missions to discover life in space - including one to bring back rocks from Mars - have already been planned. There are also plans to visit Jupiter's moon Europa to explore its deep underground ocean and a moon of Saturn, Enceladus, which spouted ice volcanoes.

Long-term missions will also return to Saturn's biggest moon Titan, sending a balloon flying through its atmosphere and landing a probe in its surface lakes. Future missions would also visit comets. NASA scientists have been searching for extraterrestrial life on other planets for some time.

Last November the space organisation launched the Kepler space telescope to look for Earth-size planets in this galaxy. The telescope is on a three-and-a-half-year mission to find planets. NASA has so far been able to download data - but many believe there are aliens out there.

British physicist Stephen Hawking said this week aliens might be travelling through the cosmos right now - but he warned they might have evil intentions. Source: The Sun, UK newspaper.

Amazing Photos of a UFO sighting over Radcliffe, Manchester, UK and is Dazzling in the Sky

Amazing UFO sighting over Manchester in the UK

Gardener is stunned after photographing a circular UFO hovering above a Manchester tram stop.
Peter Lee, a father-of-two from Radcliffe in Greater Manchester, was out with his daughters when he noticed a circular silver shaped object in the sky.
He claimed it was too high in the sky to be a balloon, as some have suggested?

I say, it is what it is? It look's like a UFO it sounds like a UFO and people think it is a UFO. There you go, the proof is in the pudding, er photo should I say?

Close-up of a UFO over Manchester, UK

A perplexed gardener was baffled when he photographed a circular UFO hovering above a Manchester tram stop. Peter Lee, a father-of-two from Radcliffe in Greater Manchester, was out with his daughters when he noticed the circular silver shaped object in the sky. He claimed it was too high in the sky to be a balloon, as some have suggested.

Amazing Footage Shows a UFO Hovering

The 57-year-old said: 'We always look at planes as they fly over and then there it was - we all saw it. 'It was thousands of feet up in the air, higher than some of the planes, and was moving very, very slowly. 'It was so unusual looking I made sure I took a couple of pictures. 'A lot of people have said it's a helium balloon, but they don't go that far. When you look at the pictures it's right above the clouds.' It look's amazing.


The father-of-two claimed it was too high in the sky to be a balloon, as some have suggested

Keen amateur photographer Peter takes his camera with him everywhere he goes According to official police figures, Greater Manchester Police has received 10 reports of UFOs since 2013. And there have been many more sightings in the years before and others which have not been reported to the police. Mr. Lee is unconvinced his picture is proof that aliens exist but is willing to keep an open mind. 'I joked to the girls that it could be a UFO, they said "yeah right", he noted. 'But it could possibly be that - a UFO is something that's unidentified and we don't know what this is. 'It's like everything else, such as ghosts, you don't believe it until you see it.'

The best bit is that this is just another piece of proof being piled on to the top of the iceberg that is "Alien Proof".